Sex and Jokes

this girl put a add in the newspaper for a guy that wont hit her,cheat on her,or walk around on her and who is good in bed.the next day the door bell rang and a guy in a wheelchair was there.she asked what you here for?he said im here bout the add,i have no arms so i cant hit you,i have no legs so i can walk around on you,and she asked well how are you good in bed.he said well i rang the door bell didnt i.

this white guy took 2 indians hunting with him.the first one stripped naked and ran up to a cave and screamed woo woo inside and he heard something say woo woo back so he ran inside and found a indian girl.the second one did the same thing at a different cave and ran inside and found a indian girl.the white says hey im goin to try this.he strips naked and runs up to a big cave and screams woo woo inside and hears something scream woo woo back and he runs inside.next day in the newspaper it says naked man found dead on front of train!

this blonde police officer pulled over a blonde chick for speeding.he says can i see your licence,she asked what's that?he says its this square thing with your face on it.she pulls out her hand mirror and looks into it and hands it to the police officer.he says wow,if you wouldve told me you was a police officer sooner i wouldnt have pulled you over.

a asian,a white guy,and a black guy are on a plane.the asian picks up some rice and throws it out the window and says i have to much of this in my country.the black guy picks up some chicken and throws it out the window and says i have to much of this in my country.the white guy picks up the black guy and throws him out the window and says i have to many of these in my country.

this boy walks in on his mom and dad doing it and the winks at him and keeps on.the next day the dad walks in on his doing his grandma and the boy says,yea not so funny when its your mom is it?

13deathninja wrote:

this girl put a add in the newspaper for a guy that wont hit her,cheat on her,or walk around on her and who is good in bed.the next day the door bell rang and a guy in a wheelchair was there.she asked what you here for?he said im here bout the add,i have no arms so i cant hit you,i have no legs so i can walk around on you,and she asked well how are you good in bed.he said well i rang the door bell didnt i.

hahaha ;D poor girl xD

guys are strange lol jk! AH OMG!

that hurt misty

13deathninja wrote:

this white guy took 2 indians hunting with him.the first one stripped naked and ran up to a cave and screamed woo woo inside and he heard something say woo woo back so he ran inside and found a indian girl.the second one did the same thing at a different cave and ran inside and found a indian girl.the white says hey im goin to try this.he strips naked and runs up to a big cave and screams woo woo inside and hears something scream woo woo back and he runs inside.next day in the newspaper it says naked man found dead on front of train!

hahahah OMG!
wonder if the girls really sounded like a train honking..Doesn't sound that much of a turn on

13deathninja wrote:

this blonde police officer pulled over a blonde chick for speeding.he says can i see your licence,she asked what's that?he says its this square thing with your face on it.she pulls out her hand mirror and looks into it and hands it to the police officer.he says wow,if you wouldve told me you was a police officer sooner i wouldnt have pulled you over.

hahahah!! ;D poor blondes

guys are mean.. and I'm sorry Ninja!

it's ok.

to funny

heh heh heh guys can get a KICK out of it... from me

i gotta go to the bar drink some beer pick up a chick..then take her to my house.....show her my toy...then go outside....turn my toy on....let her operate it>> what is the toy?

your TOY CAR?! lol

dang u got it lol good job!

YAY! IMA RIGHT AGAIN! wait... I waz right?

no ur a left !!

>_> you're evil!

What's worse then nailing 10 baby's to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees!

Awesome!

lmao thats funny jynnen

i ate some taco's today one in the morning iin the afternoon and one before i went to bed...chit was good to hehe she said i scored

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haha nice

my bad i was bored to much chocolate syrup and cherrys !!! aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I really feel tha tI'm doing one heck of a job in here when you decide to get on forum instead of visiting the Evony. Thank's man I really appreciate it ;D how you like the toolbar on the left? check all the new features added while you've been away in Development Area ^__^

i like the new tool bar looks really good..very nice work vet